ME: I'm moving back in with the parentals.
FRIEND: holy shit
ME: yup. Good bye independence
FRIEND: goodbye sanity
FRIEND: not that u had much 2 begin with...
ME:Ha ha. true
FRIEND: but DAMN
FRIEND: I can't imagine
ME: Well... Free rent. my own bathroom a bigger room and a giant closet are the pluses.
Yup. the WHOLE fam
FRIEND: WOW, the fam damily
FRIEND: that sucks dude, i'm sorry
ME: Meh. this will give me a chance to save up
FRIEND: true
FRIEND: this means you are gunna have 2 cut back on the booze too
ME: Haha true
FRIEND: that shits expensive
ME: I'll just have to become a hooker
FRIEND: or drug dealer
FRIEND: or both! double the income
ME: hahaha
FRIEND: just don't turn into a crack hoe
FRIEND: I'm sure there are some high class call girls making good money in Portland
ME: I wouldn't doubt it
FRIEND: what about being a stripper?
ME: I'll have to see if Firehouse is hiring
FRIEND: they probably are
FRIEND: plus u get 2 drink for free while you work there Donny says
ME: Sweet. Dream job.
FRIEND: yea, and you'd only have 2 work like 3 days a week
FRIEND: I met a girl that stripped at the firehouse, she wasn't cute at all, so I'm sure you'd at least get hired
ME: Hahaha.
FRIEND: when u moving?
ME: Next week.
FRIEND: damn!
FRIEND: goodluck!
ME:thanks
FRIEND: night, and hope everything works for ya
FRIEND: and I won't think less of you if you end up stripping, just an FYI
ME:ha ha thanks
FRIEND: i mean, come on, economic times are tuff
FRIEND: we will have u come up with a cool/sexy stripper name 4 you
FRIEND: unless u already have one
ME: You think about it and get back to me
FRIEND: haha, that'd be awesome if you used a suggestion I gave you
FRIEND: it should be something foreign sounding too
FRIEND: like Lotta Fagina
ME: Oh geeze
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