T.M.I.

So while your in Vegas, well rested since your old woman ass was in bed by 9.. My sleepy slightly hung over ass had a night on the "town" last night in Keizer, OR. I had another high school reunion last night, and had the JOY of hearing TMI about my own life.

So I ran into we'll call him "Craig", and back in the days of being 16 him and I had had a small laps of what young bucks like to call "dating" needless to say it didn't last. Well "Craig" decides to bring up a story, which I was choosing for the last 7 years to forget, but as the alcohol flows so do the awkward stories.
Back in high school I had a master key to my dads vacant and newly built houses, I think my dad trusted me a little too much. So we went on a few occasions and drank in those empty houses. This particular night it was one of my best girlfriends "Craig" his best friend and a random. We had blankets, a collapsible cup, Tylenol and a 5th of 151. So numerous shots later and all of us helping my best friend puke, we all retire to different rooms.
"Craig" and I are in the master, doing what 16 year olds do, making out, fondling and a little dry humping. Again we were 16 and "Craig" liked to reiterate to me while telling this story that he was a virgin. So in my version we fool around pass out and then I wake up in the middle of the night with "Craig" humping my leg. "Craig" denys that part, but does not deny and insists on telling me this: Apparently while fooling around he busted a nut and had to excuse himself to go and clean himself up. I have NO recollection of that-nor did I want it.
So now not only did I have to relive yet another of my bad drunken make-out decisions I now have the added bonus of a pre-mature ejaculater.

Just another reason why I love being back.

As for travel and live. I want to travel to:

1. Italy
2. Georgia
3. New York

Move... I need to visit some more places but I wouldn't mind moving to San the Franish Area.

xoxxo

Smash